the easiest way to clean

For those unfortunate many who are NOT able to hire me to clean for them, I found the following tip in my inbox this morning:

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE

1. Open a new file in your PC
2. Name it "Housework"
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?

Snort.