quirk #1

I like the bills in my wallet to be nice and crisp. I like 'em flat, smooth, no creases or folds, definitely not torn or taped anywhere, and if possible brand new. It might be peculiar, but I dislike old and wrinkly bills so much that I'm often tempted to buy something (anything!) just to get rid of them. However, I haven't worked up the nerve yet to ask cashiers, "Um, could you please exchange that bill for a crispier one?" as I can imagine the looks I'd get. And rightly so.